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// REGULAR QUOTES
var quotenumber = 18 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var randq = Math.round( (quotenumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
quotes[2] = "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
quotes[3] = "It's a thankless job, but i've got a lot of Karma to burn off."
quotes[4] = "I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn that I'm always right."
quotes[5] = "I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter."
quotes[6] = "I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message."
quotes[7] = "At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits."
quotes[8] = "Nothing is but what is not.</br>-- Macbeth"
quotes[9] = "If you pretend you're interested, I'll pretend I care."
quotes[10] = "If we had enough Kool-Aid, we could stay up forever."
quotes[11] = "We are going to continue having these meetings everyday until I find out why no work is getting done."
quotes[12] = "I didn't say it was your fault;</br>I said I was going to blame it on you."
quotes[13] = "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
quotes[14] = "I thought my boss was a bastard, quit, and went to work for myself.</br>My new boss is a bastard, too ... but, at least I respect him."
quotes[15] = "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment:</br>it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.</br>-- Dan Quayle"
quotes[16] = "You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.</br>-- Al Capone"
quotes[17] = "Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, with hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?</br>-- Chris Knight"
quotes[18] = "I drank what?</br>-- Socrates"
var quote = quotes[randq]

// CHRISTMAS QUOTES